Ok I've been meaning to post on the Henry Rollins Spoken Word show in Vancouver for a week now. I was a fan of Henry before the show - especially where his spoken word stuff is concerned. But now I'm an even bigger fan. Probably because of the way he dissed Nickelback. But I just enjoyed his talk of nearly 3 hours. I laughed a lot. He wasn't as political as he's been known to be in the past but talking about his duet with Shatner made up for that. Ok, getting back to Nickelback. I fucking hate those guys. Henry was talking about dating and "date breakers" or something to that effect. Basically, questions he knows he shouldn't ask women he's out on a date with, but he can't help himself. So he'll be driving to dinner and ask the woman what her current favourite CDs are. And she'll say, "Well, I really like the new Nickelback..." "SKREEEEEE - GET THE FUCK OUT!" That kind of thing. Made my night.
While I'm in rant mode I might as well post my thoughts on the cancellation of the Mike Bullard Show. HOORAY! Good riddance you fucking worthless cocksucker! Your warm-up guy had more talent than you'll ever have. You're not funny, your show was amateurish and you just plain SUCKED. So KISS MY BLACK ASS and I'm glad to see you go. Take that piece of shit Don Cherry with you!
Ok that's it. FUCK Tim Hortons! I'm never going back there again. I tried to go through the drive thru at the Esso station on the corner of King George and 104. First, I asked for a Boston Creme donut and they didn't have any. Then I asked for a decaf coffee for my wife but as usual they didn't have any on and they'd need to make a pot which would take 5 minutes. Then when I got to the window they didn't take FUCKING INTERAC!. I've NEVER heard of a drive thru that didn't take Interac. The girl told me they had a bank machine inside and I could drive around the block and go in and use it. I left her holding the Roll Up the Rim cup with the free donut on it. Tim Hortons deserves to go fucking broke and they will too once Krispy Kreme takes a strong foothold here. Bye Bye Timmy. And FUCK YOU you old bastard!