August 29, 2003
Head scratcher
I've sometimes wondered about this and now I really must take the question to the street and ask for opinions. Who'd win in a race: Speedy Gonzalez or Go-Go Gomez?
August 28, 2003
What's in a name
A few people have asked me where the name "Big Boobs and Fire" came from. Well the truth is, I have no idea. No that's not the truth. I got the name like this.
I was watching Beavis & Butt-head "interviewed" on David Letterman just after their last show aired. Or maybe it was just before their last show aired. Anyway, Dave asked Beavis what his plans were for the future. And Beavis said, (and I'm paraphrasing here) "I'm gonna do a new show! And it's gonna be called 'Big Boobs and Fire'!"
So there you have it. That's the name.
August 27, 2003
Big Fat un-PC Lie of the Day
Sometimes, ice cream truck music gives me seizures.
August 26, 2003
Swami's a slut
I'm probably gonna get sued for this. Or maybe I can just see how long it takes Yahoo! to order me to take it down. That should be fun. We'll see if anyone's actually reading my blog that way.
Just FYI the above is a graphic image, yes. You can't actually type anything - you're supposed to read what I typed in and what she answered. Get it?
August 25, 2003
"Fly" away, Nickelback
Well, I wasn't planning on blogging much this week because I'm too busy but I just heard an old Nickelback song called "Fly" on the radio. At first I didn't realize it was Nickelback because I didn't hate it, and then I realized who it was and I thought, "wow, a Nickelback song that doesn't suck." (granted, the lyrics sounded like they were written by an eighth grade english student who was getting a 'D' - "...wings for her and I" - wtf?) Then I realized why I didn't hate it. It was a total Nirvana ripoff, right down to the vocal style. Hey, I just thought of something - I hope Courtney Love sues them. And all parties lose. Guess she would've done it by now if she was going to. Anyway, it's no wonder I hate most bands from Vancouver. Or are Nickelback from Alberta? Don't get me wrong, I hate Sloan too. Fucking BTO/Chicago ripoff.
And while I'm on the subject of music, why do bands or their producers insist on adding noise and static and crackles to songs? I grew up with LPs - I don't need to hear that shit on a CD.
August 19, 2003
Funny memory
I remember going to one of the corner Chinese groceries in my neighbourhood, and my friend, Rob F, getting kicked out for using the scratch and sniff area of a special edition of Hustler magazine. I think it was Hustler...
August 18, 2003
Fun with combined spam headers
Advertise to 22.4 Million Email Users that you increased your penis size 2 to 5 inches in weeks and someone wants to date you!
August 17, 2003
Now it's w.bloggar's turn
w.bloggar seems pretty cool too although it's not quite as easy to setup or use in my opinion. The advantages of w.bloggar include support for multiple blog applications and a better selection of HTML editing tools.
August 16, 2003
Zempt
Just testing Zempt, a cool little desktop tool for editing Movable Type entries. Seems pretty useful!
August 15, 2003
New Header
Some nameless prick said my site had "Ugly design" so here's a new one. Fucker.
August 12, 2003
Pepsi Vanilla: the verdict is in
I was wondering how long it'd take before Pepsi blatantly ripped off Coke's idea and released Vanilla Pepsi. Well it took about a year and Pepsi has cleverly named their product "Pepsi Vanilla" rather than "Vanilla Pepsi", but the results are the same. It SUCKS! To me, Vanilla Coke is by far the superior product. It tastes smooth and the vanilla tastes real, whereas the Pepsi version has a chemical taste to it. At one point I wondered whether I had the diet version by mistake. I actually felt kind of nauseated after I finished the bottle. So Jack Pepsi, or whatever your name is, your product is not only a ripoff but it's an inferior ripoff to boot. You guys can kiss my black ass! I'll just keep on drinking my Vanilla Coke.
August 07, 2003
Life in Surrey
Not Surrey, England - that might actually be considered cool or fun. No, this is Surrey, BC. The butt of jokes, and the place to be if you're a criminal. Driving is an experience. Just today I saw a car turn right on a red light and cut off an SUV. Saw another one *back* out of a parking space at the Burger King, continue in reverse and back all the way onto a main road. Meanwhile I had to stop to avoid having it backing into *me*. Before all this I saw a car full of tiny filipinos and even though there appeared to be 4 people in the vehicle, I could've sworn a couple of times that it looked like something out of Knight Rider where a computer was driving an empty car. You could barely see their heads above the headrests. If the windows hadn't been open and their hair hadn't been blown around by the wind, I think I'd have freaked right out. When I arrived at my destination I saw a mullet man coming out of Future Shop. Inside I saw a mullet he/she. Ever see a person and you just can't tell whether it's a man or a woman? Well this was one of those, and it had a mullet too. Anyway, that's a quiet day here in Surrey. By the way - this was all within the space of about 30 minutes. RAWK ON!!!
I'm sick of Jared
What kind of name is Jared anyway? That was the name of a kid who lived down the street from us - little bastard. Jared is not the name of a grown man. And what's up with his wife? She's a gold digger. Can you honestly tell me that she'd be anywhere NEAR Jared if A) He wasn't a famous Subway spokesman with a few bucks in the bank or B) He was a fat bastard who ate McDonald's all the time? His 15 minutes should be over already. I'm sick of his face and I'm sick of his voice. Too bad the Where's the Beef lady is dead - I'd like to see her on TV for a change.