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Tom Cruise is so painfully obviously GAY!

Ok I don't usually post about "celebrities" - especially celebrities I have no use for, like Tom Cruise. But I just have to say a big "I told you so!" to everyone who ever argued with me about his sexuality. It's so obvious he's gay that my ass hurts just thinking about it (yes I stole that line and reworked it). Lately there have been rumours about him auditioning girlfriends. I guess Katie Holmes turned out to be the big loser. Scarlett Johannson basically did what you'd expect - she walked out on his bullshit combination business proposal and cult brainwashing attempt. People who buy his Oprah appearances and jump up and down like he's Tony Robbins are all idiots. He's a fake. A phony. A charlatan. He hires women and buys kids to play his happy family. The guy can't have his own kids because A) Babies don't come out of men's butts and B) He doesn't have sex with women and C) He's gay. He also belongs to one of the silliest religious cults I've ever seen - I mean they're worse than the Mormons. Read up on them sometime. Apparently we all need to be cleansed of the souls of dead aliens from several million years ago. What do you expect from a religion made up by a drunk two-bit sci fi writer who realized creating a religion would pay better than his shitty fiction. So there you have it. Cruise is gay. He loves the sodomy and he knows if the general public find out it'll kill his career.