Not Surrey, England - that might actually be considered cool or fun. No, this is Surrey, BC. The butt of jokes, and the place to be if you're a criminal. Driving is an experience. Just today I saw a car turn right on a red light and cut off an SUV. Saw another one *back* out of a parking space at the Burger King, continue in reverse and back all the way onto a main road. Meanwhile I had to stop to avoid having it backing into *me*. Before all this I saw a car full of tiny filipinos and even though there appeared to be 4 people in the vehicle, I could've sworn a couple of times that it looked like something out of Knight Rider where a computer was driving an empty car. You could barely see their heads above the headrests. If the windows hadn't been open and their hair hadn't been blown around by the wind, I think I'd have freaked right out. When I arrived at my destination I saw a mullet man coming out of Future Shop. Inside I saw a mullet he/she. Ever see a person and you just can't tell whether it's a man or a woman? Well this was one of those, and it had a mullet too. Anyway, that's a quiet day here in Surrey. By the way - this was all within the space of about 30 minutes. RAWK ON!!!
Posted by Lord Maniac at August 7, 2003 04:50 PMI bring love and joy and nice warm radioactive glow.
The people of surrey remind me of the people of springfield.
I have pictures of when you had a mullet mister! It's totally fitting that you live in Surrey now!
Posted by: Miss Chatelaine at August 19, 2003 12:10 AMOk, A) That was 18 years ago, and B) It was before Al Gore invented the Internet and Mullets Gallore. And C) I didn't live in Surrey then.
Posted by: Lord Maniac at August 19, 2003 12:18 AM