August 07, 2003
I'm sick of Jared
What kind of name is Jared anyway? That was the name of a kid who lived down the street from us - little bastard. Jared is not the name of a grown man. And what's up with his wife? She's a gold digger. Can you honestly tell me that she'd be anywhere NEAR Jared if A) He wasn't a famous Subway spokesman with a few bucks in the bank or B) He was a fat bastard who ate McDonald's all the time? His 15 minutes should be over already. I'm sick of his face and I'm sick of his voice. Too bad the Where's the Beef lady is dead - I'd like to see her on TV for a change.
Posted by Lord Maniac at August 7, 2003 12:31 PM